I have gone ’round the proverbial bend. Y’all remember the other day when I posted about how I speak gibberish? You know, word salad, induced by momma fatigue?
Well, now I am not only saying weird things, but doing weird things, too. Yipee, right?
Here’s what happened:
It was time to make dinner and I was trying to decide between potatoes and stuffing. I went down to our pantry to check on our supplies. I even took a bowl down to gather potatoes, in case there was no stuffing.
In recollection, I have no idea what might have happened to distract me or what I actually did while I was down in the pantry All I know is that the next thing I remember was standing in the middle of the kitchen, holding not a bowl of potatoes, nor a box of stove top stuffing, but a roll of toilet paper.
What the what?!?!?!?