We haven’t had anything extra and/or interesting in quite awhile. I don’t know if that means we’re lame, or busy, or a little of both but anyway, I think it’s time for some jokes.
Mitt Romney/Mormon jokes.
If you are Mormon you will like these. If you’re not, you may not completely get them, so go find a Mormon friend to explain them. : )
By the way, I can take no credit for these, I got them in an email.
Furthermore, these jokes are in no way an endorsement of Mitt Romeny by SAHMSisters.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’d call 19-year-old boys to serve as US ambassadors.
he’d call 19-year-old boys to serve as US ambassadors.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’ll make the income tax a flat 10% and collect fast offerings to fund Medicaid.
he’ll make the income tax a flat 10% and collect fast offerings to fund Medicaid.
Mitt is so Mormon…
that his campaign “oppo” team has done all the other candidates’ genealogy.
that his campaign “oppo” team has done all the other candidates’ genealogy.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’s organizing his precinct walkers in pairs to knock on doors with a very special message.
he’s organizing his precinct walkers in pairs to knock on doors with a very special message.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’d make the Book of Mormon required reading at the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he will commission a presidential motorcade entirely of 10-passenger family vans.
he will commission a presidential motorcade entirely of 10-passenger family vans.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’d ask the Elders Quorum to help move him into the White House.
he’d ask the Elders Quorum to help move him into the White House.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he asks donors to stack chairs after fundraising dinners.
he asks donors to stack chairs after fundraising dinners.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’ll end every address with “hope you’ll all get home safely, without any harm or accident.”
he’ll end every address with “hope you’ll all get home safely, without any harm or accident.”
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’s already picked out a room in the White House for his year’s supply of wheat and beans, and he’ll require the White House Chef to rotate the food storage.
he’s already picked out a room in the White House for his year’s supply of wheat and beans, and he’ll require the White House Chef to rotate the food storage.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’s having two basketball hoops installed at the Inaugural Ball so there’s a place to hang decorations.
he’s having two basketball hoops installed at the Inaugural Ball so there’s a place to hang decorations.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’ll change the name of “Cabinet Meeting” to “Correlation Meeting”.
Mitt is so Mormon…
if he gets elected all of the White House 9×13 pans would have a piece of masking tape on them with the name “Romney” written in Sharpie.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’ll rename FEMA the Federal Relief Society.
he’ll rename FEMA the Federal Relief Society.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’s going to rename the 101st Airborne as “The Stripling Warriors.”
he’s going to rename the 101st Airborne as “The Stripling Warriors.”
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’ll appoint Lavell Edwards as Secretary of Defense.
he’ll appoint Lavell Edwards as Secretary of Defense.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he’d hang a copy of the Proclamation on the Family and a picture of the Washington, D.C. LDS temple in the White House.
he’d hang a copy of the Proclamation on the Family and a picture of the Washington, D.C. LDS temple in the White House.
Mitt is so Mormon…
he will add the phrases “every fiber of my being” and “beyond a shadow of a doubt” to the presidential oath of office.
he will add the phrases “every fiber of my being” and “beyond a shadow of a doubt” to the presidential oath of office.
Mitt is so Mormon…
the Inaugural Dinner will be Ham, Funeral Potatoes, green Jell-o, and red Kool-Aid.
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, who was swinging? Fun kids, fun summer.
Lol:) it was tim…in the baby swing…he doesn’t appreciate the slide game:)
LOL! I love it!